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10 Things They Never Told You About Starting a Diet!

There are things the diet sites do not tell you. They happen immediately after you say you are starting a diet plan, and beat you down for the first week. If you do not laugh about it, you might cry!

10. You will immediately want to deep fry everything in sight. Even your cat.

9. Suddenly, rather than being envious, you are now ploting the deaths of every skinny woman you know.

8. During PMS, if anyone reminds you of your diet, it may cost them an arm.

7. You find out that, for your salads to be healthy, you now have to: remove the dressing, cheese, croutons, taste and flavor.

6. Even though you're eating like a rabbit, and you're still not eating enough to sustain one, you now have to exercise as well.

5. Everywhere you look a new donut shop pops up, is within walking distance- and is having a sale.

4. Its suddenly birthday or pot luck week at the office and 12 people bring in cakes, cookies, donuts, chili, chips and guacamole.

3. You spend three days at the grocery store reading labels to find anything that low-fat, low-calorie. You bring it home and find out it has low-taste too.

2. Even after 20 years of marriage, if you see your spouse eating his usual two hamburgers and french fries, you could quite possibly file for divorce on grounds of cruelty.

1. If you started the diet with your spouse, you find out he loses all his weight the first week and you've managed to lose 1 pound.

Learning to get past all the negatives thrown at you during your new healthy eating plan, will be at the same time satisfying and fruitful.

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